1 00:02:38,730 --> 00:02:39,770 All right. Off you go. 2 00:02:39,780 --> 00:02:41,220 Happy Christmas, teacher! 3 00:02:41,230 --> 00:02:43,099 -Happy New Year. -Thank you, Dave. 4 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:45,169 Give my love to your girlfriend in Sydney, sir. 5 00:02:45,170 --> 00:02:46,799 I'll do that, sir, thank you. 6 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,199 Have a happy holiday, sir. 7 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,519 And you, Chris, thank you. Enjoy yourself. 8 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:51,979 For your collection, sir. 9 00:02:51,980 --> 00:02:53,960 Thank you very much, Lou. Bye-bye. 10 00:02:55,980 --> 00:02:58,390 So I'll see you next year, mate. 11 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:17,750 CHARLIE: Shut up! 12 00:06:27,100 --> 00:06:29,390 A middy, please, Charlie. 13 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:51,939 Having one yourself? 14 00:06:51,940 --> 00:06:53,500 Yeah. 15 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:15,460 You've, uh, 16 00:07:15,980 --> 00:07:17,770 got snakes in your pocket, have you? 17 00:07:26,190 --> 00:07:27,590 Mmm... 18 00:07:28,150 --> 00:07:29,400 Keys. 19 00:07:40,270 --> 00:07:44,070 Will you be wanting your room when you come back? 20 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:46,310 Where else would I stay? 21 00:07:58,690 --> 00:08:00,319 But if you get 22 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:02,269 a flood of tourists or anything, Charlie, 23 00:08:02,270 --> 00:08:04,310 I can always stay in the schoolhouse. 24 00:08:22,940 --> 00:08:25,020 See you in six weeks, huh? 25 00:08:26,350 --> 00:08:28,540 Not if I can rob a bank. 26 00:08:29,310 --> 00:08:31,710 -Sure, Ned Kelly. -Mmm. 27 00:08:36,690 --> 00:08:37,849 See you, then. 28 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:39,210 Uh-huh. 29 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:20,520 Excuse me, please. 30 00:09:20,610 --> 00:09:22,549 Oi, fella, come and have a beer with us. 31 00:09:22,550 --> 00:09:23,849 No. No, thanks. 32 00:09:23,850 --> 00:09:26,090 Come on, come and have a beer. 33 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:16,640 New to the Yabba? 34 00:11:16,650 --> 00:11:17,900 Yes. 35 00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:19,770 Staying long? 36 00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:21,479 No, just tonight. 37 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,200 Oh, that's hard luck. 38 00:11:23,270 --> 00:11:26,600 Want to see a bit more of the Yabba than that. 39 00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:28,309 You think it's worth seeing? 40 00:11:28,310 --> 00:11:30,439 It's the best place in Australia. 41 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,229 Everybody likes the Yabba. 42 00:11:32,230 --> 00:11:33,480 JOHN: Why? 43 00:11:33,940 --> 00:11:36,490 Well, it's a friendly place. 44 00:11:36,980 --> 00:11:40,260 Nobody worries who you are or where you come from. 45 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:44,610 You're a good bloke, you're all right. You know what I mean? 46 00:11:56,980 --> 00:11:58,330 Excuse me. 47 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:02,920 Do you have a room for John Grant? I made a booking by letter. 48 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:06,349 Oh, I'm only staying the night. 49 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:08,189 I'm flying to Sydney in the morning. 50 00:12:08,190 --> 00:12:10,170 You have to pay now. 51 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,269 I think we can manage that. 52 00:12:12,270 --> 00:12:14,250 It'll be $4. 53 00:12:26,770 --> 00:12:28,939 There's $1 deposit on the keys. 54 00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:31,890 You'll get that back when you bring the keys back. 55 00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:33,300 Thank you. 56 00:12:41,150 --> 00:12:43,369 Could you tell me where room seven is, please? 57 00:12:43,370 --> 00:12:47,010 Up the steps and down the corridor to the right. 58 00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:08,320 Hey. Shut it, mate. We're closed. 59 00:13:49,770 --> 00:13:51,180 Excuse me. 60 00:14:24,270 --> 00:14:26,139 You're new to the Yabba? 61 00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:27,769 Well, I just dropped in for the night. 62 00:14:27,770 --> 00:14:29,429 I'm flying to Sydney in the morning. 63 00:14:29,430 --> 00:14:30,310 Uh-huh. 64 00:14:30,311 --> 00:14:32,640 -Come far? -Tiboonda. 65 00:14:32,650 --> 00:14:34,809 Ah, nice little place. 66 00:14:34,810 --> 00:14:36,140 Do you like it? 67 00:14:36,150 --> 00:14:37,760 Paradise on Earth. 68 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:39,560 Yeah. 69 00:14:39,650 --> 00:14:41,140 What do you do out there? 70 00:14:41,150 --> 00:14:45,470 Oh, I'm a bonded slave of the Education Department. 71 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:47,849 I'm a school teacher. 72 00:14:47,850 --> 00:14:49,210 Oh, yes. 73 00:14:49,230 --> 00:14:51,599 You took over from old Murchison, didn't you? 74 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,099 McDonald, his name is. 75 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:56,440 Of course. And you're, uh... 76 00:14:57,770 --> 00:14:59,120 Grant. 77 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,519 Yeah, that's right. 78 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:04,059 Well, I'll be blown. Crawford's the name. 79 00:15:04,060 --> 00:15:05,780 Jock Crawford. 80 00:15:05,810 --> 00:15:06,890 John Grant. 81 00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:10,800 I'm pleased to know you, Jack. What about another beer? 82 00:15:16,940 --> 00:15:18,810 Thanks, Mr. Crawford. 83 00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:40,979 -Here you are, Jack. -Thanks. 84 00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:42,850 You, uh... 85 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,479 You say you're a slave. 86 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,089 What do you mean by that? 87 00:15:47,090 --> 00:15:49,479 You wouldn't know how our educational authorities 88 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:51,160 get teachers for the outback? 89 00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,330 Wouldn't have a clue, mate. 90 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:57,279 Now, a new teacher has to post a bond for $1,000. 91 00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:59,829 That 1,000 guarantees you'll serve out your contract 92 00:15:59,830 --> 00:16:02,269 wherever they send you. 93 00:16:02,270 --> 00:16:06,559 Oh, well. I suppose they know what they're doing. 94 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:10,990 You clever blokes never like to stop in the one spot long, do you? 95 00:16:11,150 --> 00:16:13,590 Depends on the place. 96 00:16:13,650 --> 00:16:15,479 Yeah, that's right. 97 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,059 Well, never mind, Jack. 98 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:19,939 You can always come to the Yabba for your holidays. 99 00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:21,190 Good luck. 100 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:24,490 Yes, that's something to look forward to. 101 00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:38,760 No, thanks, I'll be running along. 102 00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:58,599 Police have much to do in Bundanyabba? 103 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,310 No. No, not really. 104 00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:02,810 We sort of... 105 00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:05,849 We just sort of keep an eye on things. 106 00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:09,290 Honestest little town in Australia, this is, mate. 107 00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:11,519 But, mind you, there are not too many 108 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,309 game enough to try anything around here. 109 00:17:14,310 --> 00:17:18,439 You see, we're so isolated, there's nowhere to go. 110 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,939 We get 'em, and quick. 111 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,970 Sounds like an easy life. 112 00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:25,040 Yeah, not bad. 113 00:17:25,850 --> 00:17:28,849 Of course, we do have a few suicides. 114 00:17:28,850 --> 00:17:29,939 Yeah? 115 00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:33,220 Yeah. Yeah, they reckon it's the heat. 116 00:17:33,270 --> 00:17:36,450 Me... I like the heat. 117 00:17:36,770 --> 00:17:40,000 Yeah, it's one way of getting out of town. 118 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,350 What is? 119 00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:43,400 Killing yourself. 120 00:17:47,190 --> 00:17:51,390 Hey, that's good. I like a bloke with a sense of humor. 121 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,830 Oh... Killing yourself. 122 00:18:07,270 --> 00:18:08,520 Two more, Kate. 123 00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:12,730 (BAND PLAYING RUDOLPH, THE RED-NOSED REINDEER) 124 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,099 Have you ever been anywhere else? 125 00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:20,070 Yeah. Did three months' training in the city. 126 00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:26,450 Didn't like it. 127 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:31,439 A couple more? 128 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,770 Here, give us your dough. I'll get 'em quicker than you. 129 00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:39,269 The one foggy Christromas Eve 130 00:18:39,270 --> 00:18:42,599 Santa carome to say 131 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:46,099 Rudolph, with your nose so bright 132 00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:49,269 Won't you guide my sleigh tonight? 133 00:18:49,270 --> 00:18:51,440 Then all the reindeer loved him 134 00:18:57,940 --> 00:19:02,059 Here you are. I slung your change to the steward. 135 00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:03,599 Told him it was yours. 136 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,310 Do you a bit of good when you come back again. 137 00:19:13,150 --> 00:19:14,500 Get up, get up. 138 00:19:17,850 --> 00:19:19,979 Ladies and gentlemen, 139 00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:23,470 let us pay a tribute to our fallen comrades. 140 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:28,769 They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old. 141 00:19:28,770 --> 00:19:32,890 Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. 142 00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:35,979 At the going down of the sun, and in the morning, 143 00:19:35,980 --> 00:19:38,060 we will remember them. 144 00:19:38,270 --> 00:19:40,250 We will remember them. 145 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,099 Lest we forget. 146 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:51,809 Lest we forget. 147 00:19:51,810 --> 00:19:53,680 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. 148 00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:08,520 No, as long as they close before the show, they're shut... 149 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,189 Come on, the beer's real good here. 150 00:20:12,190 --> 00:20:16,019 Oh, no, Jock. No, I'll pass out if I don't eat soon. 151 00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:18,349 Well, it's easy to see you're not a Yabba man. 152 00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,189 A Yabba man! 153 00:20:20,190 --> 00:20:23,570 A Yabba man... You're the Yabba man, Jock. 154 00:20:25,020 --> 00:20:26,810 The Bundanyabba man. 155 00:20:29,190 --> 00:20:31,349 All right, all right. 156 00:20:31,350 --> 00:20:34,840 Come on, I'll show you where you can get a real good steak. 157 00:20:35,350 --> 00:20:38,809 JOCK: This is a mate of mine, John Grant. You can let him in anytime. 158 00:20:38,810 --> 00:20:40,580 He's all right. 159 00:20:40,970 --> 00:20:42,599 How's it going there, Jock? 160 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,559 Oh, not too bad, Jim. How's it with you? 161 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,120 Great. 162 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:56,479 Hey, Joe. Put a steak on for me mate, will you? 163 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:59,970 Yeah, lovely. Hey, Tim. One steak, mate. 164 00:21:03,980 --> 00:21:05,059 Oh, rare, please. 165 00:21:05,060 --> 00:21:06,229 Yeah, all right. 166 00:21:06,230 --> 00:21:07,309 How's the missus? 167 00:21:07,310 --> 00:21:09,799 Oh, she was a bit crook last week. She all right now, Jock. 168 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,439 -And the kid? -Oh, this kid's gold. 169 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,699 You tell him to stop missing school or I'll have you. 170 00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:15,010 All right, mate. 171 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,809 Come on, I'll show you inside while we're waiting. 172 00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:18,890 All right. 173 00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:21,390 Biggest two-up game in Australia, Jack. 174 00:21:27,940 --> 00:21:30,729 Right on, fellas. I want 100 in the middle. 175 00:21:30,730 --> 00:21:32,479 The spinner's the bloke with the kip. 176 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:33,559 Kip? 177 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,349 Yeah, the bit of wood they put the pennies on. 178 00:21:35,350 --> 00:21:37,439 He's just dropped $100 in the center. 179 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,849 That's got to be covered before they can spin 'em. 180 00:21:39,850 --> 00:21:43,500 Now it's been covered, they can all get in for a side bet. 181 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,099 Heads, heads, heads... 182 00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:55,340 Tails. Tails. 183 00:21:58,100 --> 00:22:00,729 -Who wants to go on the heads? -Put 50 on heads. 184 00:22:00,730 --> 00:22:03,599 You know, the little fella with the kip's a fella named Charlie Jones. 185 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:07,140 Comes in here every Friday night with his pay packet. 186 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:10,890 Bets are closing. 187 00:22:11,350 --> 00:22:13,330 Clear a space. 188 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,560 Quiet! Hey! 189 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:21,470 Settle down, settle down. What do you think it is? 190 00:22:21,650 --> 00:22:23,260 Fair go, chaps. 191 00:22:29,980 --> 00:22:31,100 Heads! 192 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,479 Do you get the idea now, Jack? 193 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:42,479 Well, you just bet on whether the pennies come down heads or tails. 194 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:43,940 Yeah, that's right. 195 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:46,729 You think this crowd will be at each 196 00:22:46,730 --> 00:22:47,939 other's throats when they settle? 197 00:22:47,940 --> 00:22:49,979 Ah, there's hardly a fight. 198 00:22:49,980 --> 00:22:53,390 Each man knows what's coming to him, he just goes and gets it. 199 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,800 Heads, heads, heads... 200 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,269 Tails, tails, tails... 201 00:22:57,270 --> 00:22:59,510 Sixty on tails... 202 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,240 Fair go. 203 00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:12,720 Watch your feet now. 204 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,460 Watch yourself there. 205 00:23:14,650 --> 00:23:16,979 Wait for it. Wait for it now. 206 00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:18,230 Heads! 207 00:23:29,690 --> 00:23:31,349 Four hundred, Charlie, what do you wanna do? 208 00:23:31,350 --> 00:23:32,479 Put the lot on. 209 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:36,590 Yeah, Charlie always goes for 800 or bust. 210 00:23:37,060 --> 00:23:39,559 You gotta throw four heads in a row to do it, too. 211 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:40,979 Come on now, hurry up. Get 'em on. 212 00:23:40,980 --> 00:23:43,630 And what does he do with the winnings? 213 00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:45,440 Well, nothing. 214 00:23:47,650 --> 00:23:49,099 Simmer down, boys. 215 00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:50,189 Settle down. 216 00:23:50,190 --> 00:23:51,729 Put 'em on, Charlie, now, come on. 217 00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:53,189 When you're ready, Charles. 218 00:23:53,190 --> 00:23:54,269 When you're ready. 219 00:23:54,270 --> 00:23:55,940 Fair go. 220 00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:57,350 Fair go. 221 00:24:00,900 --> 00:24:02,350 Heads. 222 00:24:07,730 --> 00:24:09,450 Beauty, Charlie. 223 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,570 You're casting a spell around here. 224 00:24:19,350 --> 00:24:22,480 There's a nice simple-minded game. 225 00:24:22,940 --> 00:24:24,349 My steak's probably ready. 226 00:24:24,350 --> 00:24:26,020 Yeah, come on. 227 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:29,500 Here you are. That'll be a dollar, son. 228 00:24:33,020 --> 00:24:35,269 There's a clean place here, Jack. 229 00:24:35,270 --> 00:24:36,520 Oh. 230 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,689 Well, I'll have to be pushing along. 231 00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:43,640 Oh, thanks, Jock. Thanks for showing me around. 232 00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:45,680 Oh, that's all right. 233 00:24:46,190 --> 00:24:48,140 And that'll be the best dollar's worth 234 00:24:48,150 --> 00:24:50,440 you'll ever have in your life, matey. 235 00:24:53,730 --> 00:24:56,490 All the little devils are proud of hell. 236 00:24:58,020 --> 00:24:59,140 Two heads. 237 00:25:05,940 --> 00:25:08,099 Do you mean you don't think the Yabba 238 00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:10,600 is the greatest little place on Earth? 239 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:12,850 It could be worse. 240 00:25:13,150 --> 00:25:14,450 How? 241 00:25:15,730 --> 00:25:18,070 The supply of beer could run out. 242 00:25:29,270 --> 00:25:31,599 Hey, aren't you going to eat that? 243 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:32,900 No. 244 00:25:47,940 --> 00:25:49,269 Why did you say that? 245 00:25:49,270 --> 00:25:50,520 Say what? 246 00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:53,610 Well, about them being proud of hell. 247 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,570 Discontent is a luxury of the well-to-do. 248 00:25:57,940 --> 00:26:01,220 If you gotta live here, you might as well like it. 249 00:26:04,190 --> 00:26:05,729 Why don't you like Crawford? 250 00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:07,450 Jock? 251 00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:12,440 The touch of his hairy hand offends you. 252 00:26:12,770 --> 00:26:15,979 I'm just bored with it. The aggressive hospitality, 253 00:26:15,980 --> 00:26:17,519 the arrogance of stupid people 254 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:20,290 who insist you should be as stupid as they are. 255 00:26:20,650 --> 00:26:22,830 It's death to farm out here. 256 00:26:24,310 --> 00:26:26,650 It's worse than death in the mines. 257 00:26:28,190 --> 00:26:31,050 Do you want them to sing opera as well? 258 00:26:35,190 --> 00:26:37,170 And what do you do? 259 00:26:38,980 --> 00:26:40,490 I drink. 260 00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:48,550 This beer's gone warm. 261 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:52,690 I... 262 00:26:57,190 --> 00:26:59,580 Heads. 263 00:27:01,730 --> 00:27:02,980 Here you are, Doc. 264 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:04,850 Thanks, Joe. 265 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,890 It's a spinner's night, nearly two-to-one on heads. 266 00:27:07,900 --> 00:27:09,019 Good on you, Doc. 267 00:27:09,020 --> 00:27:12,870 Good on you... Mate. 268 00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:32,600 You want to bet on tails, son? 269 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,490 Fifty for the guy in the jacket over there, Slim. 270 00:27:45,270 --> 00:27:46,520 Fair go. 271 00:27:47,810 --> 00:27:49,950 When you're ready there, Brian. 272 00:27:50,940 --> 00:27:54,690 No betting when I say fair go. Fair go, Brian. 273 00:27:55,940 --> 00:27:57,500 Fair go. 274 00:27:59,350 --> 00:28:00,680 Two tails! 275 00:28:11,350 --> 00:28:13,439 Anybody seen a bloke with a coat on? 276 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,269 Where's that bloke in a coat? 277 00:28:15,270 --> 00:28:18,500 Here! Here. 278 00:28:19,770 --> 00:28:21,700 Thought I lost you, mate. 279 00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,100 Move over! 280 00:28:25,980 --> 00:28:27,439 Sit down here, son. 281 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,269 How many heads up? 282 00:28:29,270 --> 00:28:30,809 Heads, heads! I bet on heads. 283 00:28:30,810 --> 00:28:32,890 Anyone betting on tails? 284 00:28:32,900 --> 00:28:33,939 No, on heads. 285 00:28:33,940 --> 00:28:35,059 Tails, 100! 286 00:28:35,060 --> 00:28:36,269 You're covered! 287 00:28:36,270 --> 00:28:38,660 -A hundred for you? -Yes. 288 00:28:38,810 --> 00:28:40,060 You're on a head. 289 00:28:40,730 --> 00:28:42,550 Anymore tails? 290 00:28:43,350 --> 00:28:46,720 Will you place your bets and take your seats? 291 00:28:51,770 --> 00:28:53,020 Sorry, son. 292 00:28:53,350 --> 00:28:54,760 Be quiet! 293 00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,130 When you're ready for it. 294 00:28:59,350 --> 00:29:00,860 Fair go. 295 00:29:01,770 --> 00:29:03,020 They're up! 296 00:29:04,900 --> 00:29:07,130 -Play for now. -Hold it! 297 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:12,560 -Heads! -All right. 298 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:22,519 When you're ready. 299 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:27,210 Don't forget, every Wednesday, Thursday and Friday night! 300 00:29:27,270 --> 00:29:29,560 Early start Christmas Eve, boys! 301 00:29:30,350 --> 00:29:33,010 Bring your own money, anybody's girl. 302 00:29:34,270 --> 00:29:36,200 Leaving it all on heads, mate? 303 00:29:37,850 --> 00:29:39,150 Two hundred on tails. 304 00:29:39,310 --> 00:29:40,559 I'll have 100. 305 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:41,810 You're on. 306 00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:44,939 -What are you backing, mate? -Tails. 307 00:29:44,940 --> 00:29:46,190 You're set. 308 00:29:46,980 --> 00:29:50,050 I'll back a head. I'll back... You're up? 309 00:29:54,940 --> 00:29:56,340 Thanks, mate. 310 00:29:56,850 --> 00:29:58,520 You're too noisy! 311 00:29:58,690 --> 00:30:01,390 Fair go, spinner. When you're ready. 312 00:30:05,310 --> 00:30:07,710 One of each, which is no result. 313 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:13,650 Fair go. 314 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:15,790 Fair go! 315 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:23,770 Tails, they are! 316 00:30:39,310 --> 00:30:40,560 Whoo! 317 00:31:56,270 --> 00:31:58,140 $1,000. 318 00:31:58,690 --> 00:31:59,940 Just... 319 00:32:00,730 --> 00:32:02,860 Just one more spin, 320 00:32:03,770 --> 00:32:05,440 and you're out of it. 321 00:32:07,730 --> 00:32:08,980 Out of teaching. 322 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:13,880 Out of Tiboonda. 323 00:32:21,270 --> 00:32:23,640 Toss? Toss? 324 00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:25,599 Toss? Toss? 325 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,269 Who wants to toss? 326 00:32:27,270 --> 00:32:28,520 Yes! 327 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,110 Here you are, son. 328 00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:40,670 How much you tossing for? 329 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:45,979 $400 on tails. 330 00:32:45,980 --> 00:32:47,769 You can't spin for tails, mate. 331 00:32:47,770 --> 00:32:49,810 The spinner always spins for heads. 332 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,470 -Heads. -On a head. 333 00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,600 Four hundred, Charlie. 334 00:33:07,650 --> 00:33:11,240 Watch out, imbecile! Watch where you're going, you mug. 335 00:33:15,900 --> 00:33:17,880 When you're right now. 336 00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:22,809 Come on, out of the ring, you blokes. 337 00:33:22,810 --> 00:33:24,060 Fair go, son. 338 00:33:26,770 --> 00:33:28,070 Heads. 339 00:33:31,940 --> 00:33:33,190 Settle down! 340 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,519 No, son. You gotta put 'em above your head and spin it. 341 00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:38,240 -All right? -I'm sorry. 342 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,270 When you're right now. 343 00:33:43,230 --> 00:33:44,840 Wait for it now. 344 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:47,689 When you're right. 345 00:33:47,690 --> 00:33:49,250 Fair go. 346 00:33:58,980 --> 00:34:01,320 Tails, two tails. 347 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,390 What, still here, Jack? 348 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:45,849 Hmm? Mmm. 349 00:34:45,850 --> 00:34:47,390 How goes it? 350 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:48,650 Well, Jock. 351 00:34:49,650 --> 00:34:52,769 Look, um, will they cash a check for me in this place? 352 00:34:52,770 --> 00:34:54,890 Yeah, for how much? 353 00:34:54,900 --> 00:34:57,130 Two hundred and ninety dollars. 354 00:34:57,270 --> 00:34:59,230 -Gonna try the game, eh? -Yes. 355 00:35:02,150 --> 00:35:03,520 Two-ninety on heads. 356 00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:15,220 Well, he's on heads now. 357 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:20,599 What are you betting on, mate? 358 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:21,939 Two-ninety on heads. 359 00:35:21,940 --> 00:35:23,290 You're on. 360 00:36:59,940 --> 00:37:04,740 Can you... Can you tell me where the labor exchange is? 361 00:37:04,940 --> 00:37:08,099 Turn left as you go out, second street, turn right, 362 00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:10,970 next street, turn left, it's on the right. 363 00:39:11,190 --> 00:39:13,269 Yeah, so I say to this mug, I said, "You better get out." 364 00:39:13,270 --> 00:39:15,140 "You're barred from the pub." 365 00:39:15,150 --> 00:39:16,809 "Every time you come in here, you put on trouble." 366 00:39:16,810 --> 00:39:18,309 And then, all of a sudden, he turned it on. 367 00:39:18,310 --> 00:39:19,979 I grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and I hit him. 368 00:39:19,980 --> 00:39:21,640 Done the knuckle in. 369 00:39:21,650 --> 00:39:23,939 Knuckle's squished up back here. 370 00:39:23,940 --> 00:39:26,280 Yeah, it's been six weeks. 371 00:39:28,270 --> 00:39:30,809 All these mugs I get in here. They want to try you out. 372 00:39:30,810 --> 00:39:34,930 They all come from far and wide to try you out. 373 00:39:42,190 --> 00:39:43,440 Hot? 374 00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:46,650 Hot. 375 00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:51,150 New to the Yabba? 376 00:39:51,650 --> 00:39:53,260 New to the Yabba. 377 00:39:56,730 --> 00:39:58,190 Like the old place? 378 00:39:59,690 --> 00:40:01,670 No, I think it's bloody awful. 379 00:40:02,020 --> 00:40:03,890 You don't like the Yabba? 380 00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:05,810 No. 381 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:19,890 Will you have a drink? 382 00:40:19,900 --> 00:40:22,269 No, I'm toying with this one, thanks. 383 00:40:22,270 --> 00:40:24,269 Well, drink it down, I'll buy you another. 384 00:40:24,270 --> 00:40:26,479 Look, I'm flat broke and I can't afford to drink! 385 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:27,809 What's that go to do with it, man? 386 00:40:27,810 --> 00:40:30,729 I said I'd buy you a drink! You don't have to buy me one! 387 00:40:30,730 --> 00:40:32,390 Now, drink it down! 388 00:40:43,730 --> 00:40:47,110 Two middies, Keith. Don't forget the tomato juice. 389 00:40:47,350 --> 00:40:48,910 I'm Tim Hynes. 390 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:52,850 John Grant. 391 00:40:56,270 --> 00:40:58,820 Hey. Good shot. 392 00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:00,769 Are you a Mason? 393 00:41:00,770 --> 00:41:02,960 What? No! 394 00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:04,769 You're in the Buffs. 395 00:41:04,770 --> 00:41:05,809 In the what? 396 00:41:05,810 --> 00:41:07,060 In the Buffs. 397 00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:09,080 The Buffs? 398 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:13,309 Are you a member of the Buffalo Lodge? 399 00:41:13,310 --> 00:41:16,230 No. Never heard of it. 400 00:41:16,770 --> 00:41:18,229 Not a Mason, not a Buff. 401 00:41:18,230 --> 00:41:19,640 No. 402 00:41:19,650 --> 00:41:22,099 Ah, you'll be a Roman Catholic, then. 403 00:41:22,100 --> 00:41:23,770 Oh, no, I'm not. 404 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:28,340 Well, what are you going to do? 405 00:41:33,350 --> 00:41:34,640 You're not a Buff? 406 00:41:34,650 --> 00:41:36,680 I am not a Buff. 407 00:41:37,230 --> 00:41:38,890 Poor old John. 408 00:41:38,900 --> 00:41:40,309 Poor old John. 409 00:41:40,310 --> 00:41:43,559 Well, we better have another beer. 410 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:44,810 Hey! 411 00:41:45,150 --> 00:41:47,230 I was just checking your oil. 412 00:41:51,270 --> 00:41:52,390 Now, come on, John. 413 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:54,630 Hey, Keith, a couple of beers! 414 00:41:57,940 --> 00:41:59,769 TIM: Well, here we are, John. 415 00:41:59,770 --> 00:42:02,270 - Home, sweet home. Uh-huh! 416 00:42:17,060 --> 00:42:21,070 Grab yourself a seat, John, I'll tell Janette we're here. 417 00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:24,269 Janette! Put these in the fridge, will you? 418 00:42:24,270 --> 00:42:28,700 Oh, I brought a friend back, so set another place for lunch, will you? 419 00:43:06,810 --> 00:43:08,060 Oh! 420 00:43:11,350 --> 00:43:12,600 How do you do? 421 00:43:14,150 --> 00:43:15,400 Fine. 422 00:43:16,100 --> 00:43:17,510 How are you? 423 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:25,769 I really must apologize for landing on you like this. 424 00:43:25,770 --> 00:43:28,630 Mr. Hynes more or less insisted. 425 00:43:28,850 --> 00:43:30,310 He usually does. 426 00:43:56,350 --> 00:43:58,590 Oh, my name's John Grant. 427 00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:14,820 I'm Janette Hynes. 428 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:35,650 Oh. 429 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:37,810 Thanks. 430 00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:59,980 Over the teeth and round the gums, look out belly, here it comes! 431 00:45:01,980 --> 00:45:03,769 Just a little quickie before lunch. 432 00:45:03,770 --> 00:45:05,390 Lunch is ready now, Daddy. 433 00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:06,800 I know. 434 00:45:07,020 --> 00:45:09,940 But firstly, John and I must have an aperitif. 435 00:45:13,310 --> 00:45:14,560 Ah. 436 00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:16,850 John, old man, 437 00:45:17,730 --> 00:45:19,650 about your troubles, 438 00:45:20,350 --> 00:45:23,580 a terrible thing, you losing all that money. 439 00:45:24,310 --> 00:45:25,599 You have no idea... 440 00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:28,269 No, it was somewhere between the train and the hotel. 441 00:45:28,270 --> 00:45:29,520 Hmm. 442 00:45:30,270 --> 00:45:32,890 I could put a call through to Sydney. 443 00:45:32,900 --> 00:45:36,230 No, there's no one there I could borrow from. 444 00:45:40,940 --> 00:45:43,019 John, I'd love to lend you some... 445 00:45:43,020 --> 00:45:46,560 No, no. No, no, no. I wouldn't, really, I'll be all right. 446 00:45:46,690 --> 00:45:49,130 Ah, you're a good bloke. 447 00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:52,500 We'll think of something. 448 00:45:52,690 --> 00:45:54,610 Now, don't you worry, lad. 449 00:45:54,650 --> 00:45:56,680 -Right. -And drink up. 450 00:45:57,100 --> 00:45:58,350 Drink up. 451 00:46:12,690 --> 00:46:13,940 I say! 452 00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:17,190 Wake up, Tim! 453 00:46:18,310 --> 00:46:21,390 Well, that's... That's Dick and Joe, couple of old mates of mine. 454 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,530 I want you to meet them. 455 00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:25,060 Come on in, boys. Come on in. 456 00:46:26,100 --> 00:46:27,599 Am I glad to see you! 457 00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:29,349 You look bloody awful, mate. 458 00:46:29,350 --> 00:46:30,890 I feel bloody awful! 459 00:46:30,900 --> 00:46:32,200 Hey! 460 00:46:32,690 --> 00:46:34,599 Too much of the old booze. 461 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,559 Oh, cut it out, boys, will you? Stop it! 462 00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:37,849 Hey. Let's all have a drink. 463 00:46:37,850 --> 00:46:39,559 -Hey. Hey, hey, hey. -What, what? 464 00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:40,890 Who's your mate? 465 00:46:40,900 --> 00:46:42,229 Who? Oh, he... Oh, that's John. 466 00:46:42,230 --> 00:46:44,099 This is, uh, Dick and Joe. 467 00:46:44,100 --> 00:46:45,640 You're an ignorant bludger. 468 00:46:45,650 --> 00:46:47,730 -G'day. -How are you? 469 00:46:49,310 --> 00:46:50,850 -G'day, John. -How are you? 470 00:46:56,650 --> 00:46:59,770 Uh, you're new to the Yabba, are you, John? 471 00:46:59,940 --> 00:47:01,599 Yes. Yes. 472 00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:02,850 Hmm. 473 00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:11,850 G'day, Janette. 474 00:47:12,150 --> 00:47:14,070 Pretty as ever, eh? 475 00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:29,150 Missed me. 476 00:47:29,190 --> 00:47:33,250 Tim, I'll be moving off now. Thanks for your hospitality. 477 00:47:34,100 --> 00:47:35,350 Moving off? 478 00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:37,769 Where would you be going, lad? 479 00:47:37,770 --> 00:47:39,020 Well, I've... 480 00:47:39,810 --> 00:47:41,099 Well, I've gotta look for work. 481 00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:42,660 On a Saturday? 482 00:47:42,690 --> 00:47:45,559 Look, why don't you just hang around? 483 00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:46,920 We'll fix you up. 484 00:47:51,810 --> 00:47:54,140 Look, just drink your beer, 485 00:47:54,150 --> 00:47:57,320 sit down, stop worrying, huh? 486 00:48:01,100 --> 00:48:03,849 John's got a bit of trouble, but nothing to worry about. 487 00:48:03,850 --> 00:48:05,260 She'll be right, mate. 488 00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:06,519 Drink up. 489 00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,710 -Cheers. -Cheers. 490 00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:15,690 Hey. 491 00:48:28,230 --> 00:48:29,559 -Hey, Tim. -Yeah? 492 00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:31,330 I got news for you, mate. 493 00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:33,750 What do you think? 494 00:48:34,020 --> 00:48:35,269 What do you think? 495 00:48:35,270 --> 00:48:36,440 You got piles. 496 00:48:37,730 --> 00:48:38,769 No, no, no, no. 497 00:48:38,770 --> 00:48:40,599 You know Stanley's brindle bitch? 498 00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:42,580 -Yeah. -Sold her to me. 499 00:48:42,730 --> 00:48:44,479 -English bred. -You're a liar. 500 00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:45,849 It's the truth. 501 00:48:45,850 --> 00:48:47,269 She's got a broken leg. 502 00:48:47,270 --> 00:48:49,729 I'm not ribbing you, mate, he sold her to me. 503 00:48:49,730 --> 00:48:52,349 A great dog. A great dog! 504 00:48:52,350 --> 00:48:53,910 A great dog. 505 00:48:54,310 --> 00:48:55,559 Good dog. 506 00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:57,330 DICK: Come off it, mate. 507 00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:01,189 This'll be one of the best bloody dogs I've ever seen after roos. 508 00:49:01,190 --> 00:49:02,440 Eh? 509 00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:05,290 TIM: You've gotta be kidding! 510 00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:07,840 What makes a good dog? 511 00:49:10,650 --> 00:49:12,150 Can I help you? 512 00:49:16,650 --> 00:49:18,519 So, we let this ferret go down the rabbit's burrow... 513 00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:21,230 I studied history and literature. 514 00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:23,640 And what can you do with that 515 00:49:23,650 --> 00:49:26,530 if your parents are nobody and you have no money? 516 00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:30,000 Oh, I know I can teach, but... 517 00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,189 I'd really like to get to England. 518 00:49:34,190 --> 00:49:37,810 Well, this is bad enough, but even Sydney, it's... 519 00:49:39,770 --> 00:49:42,060 I'd really like to get to England. 520 00:49:43,230 --> 00:49:45,260 What would you do there? 521 00:49:46,190 --> 00:49:47,440 Journalism. 522 00:49:49,150 --> 00:49:50,229 Do you have a girl? 523 00:49:50,230 --> 00:49:51,740 Yes, in Sydney. 524 00:49:52,770 --> 00:49:54,380 What's her name? 525 00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:55,770 Robyn. 526 00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,030 Robyn. 527 00:50:00,350 --> 00:50:01,710 What's she like? 528 00:50:24,770 --> 00:50:26,330 Robyn. 529 00:50:33,020 --> 00:50:35,940 Would you take her to England with you? 530 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:37,750 Yes. 531 00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:40,810 Yes. 532 00:50:47,650 --> 00:50:48,900 Ooh! 533 00:50:48,940 --> 00:50:50,769 -Those are Saint Mary's. -Hey, hey, hey. 534 00:50:50,770 --> 00:50:52,020 Yeah? 535 00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:55,479 What's the matter with him? He'd rather talk to a woman than drink? 536 00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:57,099 School teacher. 537 00:50:57,100 --> 00:50:58,350 Oh. 538 00:51:00,810 --> 00:51:03,740 Then we agreed, before the game started, there was a $5 limit. 539 00:51:04,270 --> 00:51:05,349 No, there was no agreement, mate. 540 00:51:05,350 --> 00:51:07,439 Wait, wait, was that... 541 00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,520 What's the matter with you? 542 00:51:11,060 --> 00:51:12,890 There was no agreement made. 543 00:51:12,900 --> 00:51:14,809 Go on, you blokes, just... 544 00:51:14,810 --> 00:51:16,439 Was there any bloody agreement made? 545 00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,599 -I don't know. -No. 546 00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,810 I hate to remind you this is my house... 547 00:51:23,690 --> 00:51:25,400 You're always bloody interrupting... 548 00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:27,220 It's got nothing to do 549 00:51:27,900 --> 00:51:29,349 with whose bloody house it is. 550 00:51:29,350 --> 00:51:31,439 Doc Tydon, you old bastard. 551 00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:32,479 How do you know that? 552 00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:33,599 Great to see you. 553 00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:34,729 Hi, boys. 554 00:51:34,730 --> 00:51:37,439 Have yourself a beer, I got five aces coming up. 555 00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:39,019 If you're playing cards with this lot, 556 00:51:39,020 --> 00:51:41,140 you'll need a doctor before the night is out. 557 00:51:51,690 --> 00:51:54,130 Why do you stay in Bundanyabba? 558 00:51:55,770 --> 00:51:58,480 No, I'm surprised, I mean, you're 559 00:51:58,810 --> 00:52:00,140 pretty and... 560 00:52:00,150 --> 00:52:03,480 And there's a shortage of pretty girls in this town. 561 00:52:14,310 --> 00:52:16,760 Ah, it's beautiful. Smell that. 562 00:52:17,690 --> 00:52:19,250 Peppercorn. 563 00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:27,340 Is it because of your father? 564 00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:36,800 Sorry. 565 00:52:42,100 --> 00:52:44,390 The moonlight like snow 566 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:48,820 upon the desert's dusty face. 567 00:53:02,150 --> 00:53:04,229 All right, Dicky boy, let's hear from you. 568 00:53:04,230 --> 00:53:05,849 -What've you got? -Three jacks, mate. 569 00:53:05,850 --> 00:53:07,769 Ah-ha! Well, just hold it, hold it, hold it. 570 00:53:07,770 --> 00:53:09,230 -Daddy? -Flush. 571 00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:10,809 Daddy? 572 00:53:10,810 --> 00:53:12,479 John and I are going for a walk. 573 00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:14,939 Well come on, come on, come on, get me while I'm hot, boys. 574 00:53:14,940 --> 00:53:16,810 An inside showing all the time. 575 00:56:20,100 --> 00:56:21,979 It's not the gravity. 576 00:56:21,980 --> 00:56:24,849 It's not the gravity that makes the beer go down. 577 00:56:24,850 --> 00:56:26,849 -It's peristalsis. -Perry who? 578 00:56:26,850 --> 00:56:28,100 Perry Mason. 579 00:56:29,730 --> 00:56:31,640 Peristalsis, it's the contraction 580 00:56:31,650 --> 00:56:33,940 of the muscles of the esophagus. 581 00:56:34,980 --> 00:56:36,769 Come on, Doc, get up, man! 582 00:56:36,770 --> 00:56:38,440 Come on. 583 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,640 Whoa, whoa! 584 00:56:51,770 --> 00:56:53,439 It'll be a week for sure. 585 00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:56,479 Hey, Doc, Doc? Come in over here. 586 00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:59,439 Look, Doc, when is she gonna whelp, huh? 587 00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:02,390 I tell you what, I'll give you five it's a week, Joe. 588 00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:03,960 Listen to the Doc. 589 00:57:04,650 --> 00:57:05,810 She's not pregnant. 590 00:57:08,270 --> 00:57:11,390 Cut it out, Doc, come on. When's she gonna whelp? 591 00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:12,600 Who's the father? 592 00:57:13,690 --> 00:57:15,940 It's a dog, not a sheep. 593 00:57:20,310 --> 00:57:21,439 She'll have pups by morning. 594 00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:22,599 Beauty. 595 00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:23,809 No way, I bet it'll be a week. 596 00:57:23,810 --> 00:57:25,220 I don't feel anything. 597 00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:28,140 Come on, put your money out. Five, right? 598 00:57:28,150 --> 00:57:29,830 -Five. -You're on for five. 599 00:57:29,850 --> 00:57:31,780 Let's have a second opinion. 600 00:57:35,940 --> 00:57:37,390 Before morning. 601 00:57:38,270 --> 00:57:39,939 -It'll be a week. -You heard me say that. 602 00:57:39,940 --> 00:57:41,190 I didn't. 603 00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:43,269 Who is the father, anyway? 604 00:57:43,270 --> 00:57:44,689 I don't know. 605 00:57:44,690 --> 00:57:47,090 She's a slag, this little mutt, she'd try anything. 606 00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:50,519 You drank yourself under the table 607 00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:53,120 after your little episode with Janette. 608 00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:57,160 Get out. 609 00:59:58,060 --> 00:59:59,890 Don't get upset. 610 00:59:59,900 --> 01:00:02,810 We've all had our little episodes with Janette. 611 01:00:07,980 --> 01:00:10,480 What a doll. 612 01:00:16,850 --> 01:00:18,100 Better. 613 01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:19,939 You need a drink. 614 01:00:19,940 --> 01:00:21,689 Oh, no. Water, please. 615 01:00:21,690 --> 01:00:24,729 Yabba water's only for washing. Come on, drink it up. 616 01:00:24,730 --> 01:00:26,240 It's a bit flat. 617 01:00:36,770 --> 01:00:38,280 Come and get it. 618 01:00:40,100 --> 01:00:42,599 Oh, no, thanks very much, but I don't... 619 01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:44,519 No, I'm sure you don't. 620 01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:46,939 But you'd better eat it just the same. 621 01:00:46,940 --> 01:00:48,600 Come on, sit down. 622 01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:51,160 Sir John. 623 01:01:00,980 --> 01:01:02,330 Not too bad. 624 01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,160 Kangaroo. 625 01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:20,849 Want some sauce? 626 01:01:20,850 --> 01:01:22,670 What time did the, um... 627 01:01:23,100 --> 01:01:25,600 The, uh, party finish? 628 01:01:26,770 --> 01:01:28,540 About dawn. 629 01:01:29,100 --> 01:01:31,030 And what time is it now? 630 01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:32,960 'Round about 4:00. 631 01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:35,140 4:00? 632 01:01:38,650 --> 01:01:39,900 Look... 633 01:01:40,100 --> 01:01:43,269 Look, uh, thanks for the hospitality. 634 01:01:43,270 --> 01:01:45,930 I'd better be going along now. 635 01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:02,250 You see, I'm the 636 01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:04,890 school teacher at Tiboonda. 637 01:02:05,810 --> 01:02:07,060 And, um... 638 01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:12,650 Well, I lost all my money. 639 01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:15,120 Gambling. 640 01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:18,000 Yeah, I know. 641 01:02:19,850 --> 01:02:23,650 Why did you have to lie about it to Tim Hynes? 642 01:02:23,900 --> 01:02:25,820 There's no disgrace here. 643 01:02:26,850 --> 01:02:28,100 Well... 644 01:02:30,730 --> 01:02:33,540 Well, in any case, I can't stay in your, um, 645 01:02:34,100 --> 01:02:36,650 cabin, indefinitely, can I? 646 01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:39,270 It isn't mine. 647 01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:42,809 I've just lived here for five years. 648 01:02:42,810 --> 01:02:44,140 Anyway, you're better off here than 649 01:02:44,150 --> 01:02:46,490 trying to sponge on men like Tim Hynes. 650 01:02:46,730 --> 01:02:47,890 Sponge? 651 01:02:47,900 --> 01:02:49,099 Yeah, sponge. 652 01:02:49,100 --> 01:02:51,390 Sit down and eat your grub. 653 01:02:52,100 --> 01:02:53,720 You're gonna need it. 654 01:02:54,150 --> 01:02:57,220 We're going hunting with Dick and Joe. 655 01:02:57,270 --> 01:02:58,730 Kangaroo. 656 01:02:59,020 --> 01:03:01,410 -Hunting? -Yeah, you were 657 01:03:03,940 --> 01:03:06,230 boasting in your cups, and said... 658 01:03:07,310 --> 01:03:09,030 Good shot. 659 01:03:10,310 --> 01:03:14,110 You said you won a silver medal at school for target shooting. 660 01:03:14,940 --> 01:03:16,019 Huh? 661 01:03:16,020 --> 01:03:17,270 Remember? 662 01:03:19,100 --> 01:03:21,939 You wouldn't have an aspirin, would you? 663 01:03:21,940 --> 01:03:24,380 No, I've got something better. 664 01:03:32,770 --> 01:03:34,849 This ought to kill your headache 665 01:03:34,850 --> 01:03:37,250 and pep you up a little bit as well. 666 01:03:37,940 --> 01:03:40,850 Wash it down with some beer. Here. 667 01:03:42,100 --> 01:03:43,140 Oh, I'm allergic to... 668 01:03:43,150 --> 01:03:47,950 Ah, there's nothing in there to hurt you. Go on, man, swallow it down. 669 01:03:58,900 --> 01:04:00,610 What a voice. 670 01:04:01,770 --> 01:04:04,060 She just opens her mouth and... 671 01:04:04,980 --> 01:04:07,160 And notes come floating out. 672 01:04:07,270 --> 01:04:10,190 Oh, sorry, I don't smoke. 673 01:04:10,940 --> 01:04:12,500 Would you like to try it? 674 01:04:13,810 --> 01:04:15,170 No. 675 01:04:19,900 --> 01:04:21,980 You've been here five years? 676 01:04:27,270 --> 01:04:29,770 Shall I satisfy your curiosity? 677 01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:33,370 I'm a doctor of medicine. 678 01:04:34,100 --> 01:04:35,640 And a tramp by temperament. 679 01:04:35,650 --> 01:04:37,780 I'm also an alcoholic. 680 01:04:38,230 --> 01:04:40,769 My disease prevented me from practicing in Sydney, 681 01:04:40,770 --> 01:04:43,530 but out here it's scarcely noticeable. 682 01:04:43,900 --> 01:04:47,230 Certainly doesn't stop people from coming to see me. 683 01:04:47,690 --> 01:04:51,800 I charge no fees because I'm not interested in money. 684 01:04:52,020 --> 01:04:53,840 Anyway, I'm unreliable. 685 01:04:54,310 --> 01:04:58,480 But I'm accepted socially because I'm an educated man. 686 01:04:59,940 --> 01:05:01,600 Or character. 687 01:05:03,100 --> 01:05:05,390 I get my food from my friends. 688 01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:07,890 My requirements in beer. 689 01:05:08,270 --> 01:05:10,479 Which, with some measure of self-control, 690 01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:13,130 is the only alcohol I allow myself. 691 01:05:14,350 --> 01:05:17,270 And you get along without money altogether. 692 01:05:18,230 --> 01:05:22,390 It's possible to live forever in the Yabba without money. 693 01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:25,830 As you probably noticed, some of the natives are very... 694 01:05:26,770 --> 01:05:28,440 Hospitable. 695 01:05:42,350 --> 01:05:44,900 Take Janette for instance. 696 01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:49,099 Now there's a very interesting biological case. 697 01:05:49,100 --> 01:05:53,010 If she were a man, she'd be in jail for rape. 698 01:05:55,350 --> 01:05:57,269 If I were to marry, Janette's just the sort of girl... 699 01:05:57,270 --> 01:05:59,040 Excuse me. 700 01:05:59,940 --> 01:06:02,640 Uh, can you tell me where the, um... 701 01:06:04,270 --> 01:06:05,830 Toilet? 702 01:06:06,100 --> 01:06:07,510 Yes. 703 01:06:07,690 --> 01:06:09,300 Outside. 704 01:06:16,270 --> 01:06:18,660 I wouldn't recommend it. 705 01:06:19,310 --> 01:06:21,240 Do it out here in the open. 706 01:06:23,940 --> 01:06:25,500 No one around to see. 707 01:06:34,310 --> 01:06:36,080 If I were ever to marry, 708 01:06:37,020 --> 01:06:40,250 Janette's the sort of girl I'd like to marry. 709 01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:44,060 She likes sex. 710 01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:48,770 She likes experiment and she likes variety. 711 01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:52,640 We thought about getting married once, 712 01:06:52,650 --> 01:06:56,340 but neither of us could live with one person for very long. 713 01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:00,130 Still, she visits me from time to time. 714 01:07:01,270 --> 01:07:02,680 When I want her. 715 01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:07,980 And when she gets bored with them. 716 01:07:13,900 --> 01:07:15,300 Beer? 717 01:07:20,810 --> 01:07:25,240 What's wrong with a woman taking a man because she feels like it? 718 01:07:25,980 --> 01:07:27,140 I really don't know. 719 01:07:27,150 --> 01:07:29,850 Because there's nothing wrong with it. 720 01:07:30,020 --> 01:07:31,689 Sex is just like eating. 721 01:07:31,690 --> 01:07:33,979 It's a thing you do because you have to. 722 01:07:33,980 --> 01:07:37,269 Not 'cause you want to, but most people are afraid of it. 723 01:07:37,270 --> 01:07:41,189 You seem offended by my little discussion of Janette. 724 01:07:41,190 --> 01:07:44,059 In the circumstances, I thought you'd be interested. 725 01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:45,439 Well, I'm not. 726 01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:47,880 You're probably a little puritan, 727 01:07:48,230 --> 01:07:50,260 like the rest of these people. 728 01:07:50,850 --> 01:07:52,880 They think Janette's a slut. 729 01:07:55,060 --> 01:07:57,510 The women who'd like to act like her 730 01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:01,140 and the men she has given a tumble to. 731 01:08:04,230 --> 01:08:06,100 Janette and I are alike. 732 01:08:07,690 --> 01:08:09,460 We break the rules. 733 01:08:10,230 --> 01:08:12,810 But we know more about ourselves than most people. 734 01:08:27,060 --> 01:08:29,040 Hey, Doc! Doc! 735 01:08:29,940 --> 01:08:31,689 Come on! 736 01:08:31,690 --> 01:08:33,689 Make a bit of noise, boys, will you? 737 01:08:33,690 --> 01:08:34,770 Hi, Dick. 738 01:08:36,270 --> 01:08:37,769 -Hey, Joe. -In the back, fellas. 739 01:08:37,770 --> 01:08:40,010 Get back there. 740 01:08:46,650 --> 01:08:49,519 Hey, John. I got a gun here for you. 741 01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:51,800 A bit old, probably blow your head off. 742 01:09:00,650 --> 01:09:02,099 Whoo-hoo! 743 01:09:02,100 --> 01:09:04,100 Look at her go there, boys! 744 01:09:25,270 --> 01:09:27,980 Watch out the dog doesn't leak on you, Johnny. 745 01:09:35,770 --> 01:09:37,640 Roos! 746 01:09:37,730 --> 01:09:39,550 Go on. Get the bludgers. 747 01:09:52,730 --> 01:09:54,240 Look at him go! 748 01:09:58,270 --> 01:09:59,940 Get him! 749 01:10:01,730 --> 01:10:04,070 Go on! Go on! 750 01:10:08,310 --> 01:10:10,290 He's got him, he's got him! 751 01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:38,910 What are you doing? You want to take my bloody head off? 752 01:10:41,440 --> 01:10:42,890 Look at him go! 753 01:10:44,440 --> 01:10:46,310 Get him! Get him! 754 01:10:53,480 --> 01:10:55,280 Look at him go, will you? 755 01:10:58,190 --> 01:10:59,640 Look at him go! 756 01:11:20,440 --> 01:11:24,650 -Hey, Socrates. -You got a shot in yet? 757 01:11:46,230 --> 01:11:47,480 Get out. 758 01:11:47,980 --> 01:11:49,800 Beauty. It's a boomer. 759 01:11:51,310 --> 01:11:53,640 Knocked him out. It's no good skinning him, eh? 760 01:11:53,650 --> 01:11:56,140 -Where's the surgeon? -Here. 761 01:11:58,560 --> 01:12:00,070 Doc eats 'em. 762 01:12:00,190 --> 01:12:02,530 Reckon they're the best part of the roo. 763 01:12:02,730 --> 01:12:05,120 -Have you ever tried them? -No. 764 01:12:05,150 --> 01:12:08,060 Better than oysters. Put lead in your pencil. 765 01:12:15,810 --> 01:12:17,099 Any damage, sir? 766 01:12:17,100 --> 01:12:18,349 Ah, couple of dents. 767 01:12:18,350 --> 01:12:19,689 All right, now, let's go. 768 01:12:19,690 --> 01:12:21,250 No, no, let's get a drink. 769 01:12:21,730 --> 01:12:23,240 Johnny? 770 01:12:39,730 --> 01:12:43,269 Why don't you try driving faster, mate? 771 01:12:43,270 --> 01:12:44,849 Hey, Stubbsy. 772 01:12:44,850 --> 01:12:46,620 Hi, fellas. 773 01:12:47,060 --> 01:12:48,979 Stick it up your arse. 774 01:12:48,980 --> 01:12:50,769 Heya, mate. 775 01:12:50,770 --> 01:12:52,140 You got any roos? 776 01:12:52,150 --> 01:12:53,490 No, mate. Couple of boomers. 777 01:12:54,350 --> 01:12:55,519 You blokes couldn't hit elephants. 778 01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:57,059 -Eh? -Couldn't hit elephants. 779 01:12:57,060 --> 01:12:58,099 We'll get 'em tonight with the spot. 780 01:12:58,100 --> 01:12:59,309 What's a spot? 781 01:12:59,310 --> 01:13:01,729 Spotlight, it hypnotizes them. 782 01:13:01,730 --> 01:13:03,059 -Hey, Stubbsy. -Yeah? 783 01:13:03,060 --> 01:13:05,660 Stick these in your deep-freeze till tonight, will you? 784 01:13:06,150 --> 01:13:07,490 Hope they're not yours, Doc. 785 01:13:15,560 --> 01:13:16,860 Fox. 786 01:13:27,980 --> 01:13:29,309 Hey, I hit him! 787 01:13:29,310 --> 01:13:31,349 Hey, John, where you going? 788 01:13:31,350 --> 01:13:32,970 I hit him! 789 01:13:34,810 --> 01:13:37,939 It's no good skinning 'em, mate. They're all mangy out here. 790 01:13:37,940 --> 01:13:40,120 Come on and drink your beer. 791 01:13:48,770 --> 01:13:50,330 Give us a tailor-made, Joe 792 01:13:59,270 --> 01:14:01,439 -You need any more drinks? -I guess it's my shout. 793 01:14:01,440 --> 01:14:02,939 Oh, no, no. 794 01:14:02,940 --> 01:14:04,640 This last round's on me. 795 01:14:04,650 --> 01:14:06,689 Nobody who's broke buys beers in the Yabba. 796 01:14:06,690 --> 01:14:08,769 I'm not broke, I've got a dollar. 797 01:14:08,770 --> 01:14:10,519 Forget it, John, forget it. 798 01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:12,910 -$1. -Look. 799 01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:16,229 When you got some money, you can take us on a bash. 800 01:14:16,230 --> 01:14:18,439 -Right? -Right. 801 01:14:18,440 --> 01:14:20,099 -Stubbsy? -Yeah. 802 01:14:20,100 --> 01:14:22,439 Four more and four double whiskeys. 803 01:14:22,440 --> 01:14:23,519 Right. 804 01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:25,019 And a packet of smokes for the teacher. 805 01:14:25,020 --> 01:14:26,790 Three whiskeys, Dick. 806 01:14:26,810 --> 01:14:28,439 -Four. -Three. 807 01:14:28,440 --> 01:14:30,880 -Four. -Three. 808 01:14:31,020 --> 01:14:32,269 -Four. -Three. 809 01:14:32,270 --> 01:14:33,730 Four. 810 01:16:14,440 --> 01:16:17,939 Hey, you got her fair, eh, Doc? 811 01:16:17,940 --> 01:16:20,349 Hey, Joe, take a look at this. It's a beauty. 812 01:16:20,350 --> 01:16:21,439 Yeah. 813 01:16:21,440 --> 01:16:23,680 He must be a seven-footer for sure. 814 01:16:26,270 --> 01:16:30,020 Go on, Dick. We better cut up a few for the dogs, eh? 815 01:17:06,100 --> 01:17:08,760 The big fellow just won't go down, Doc. 816 01:17:09,270 --> 01:17:10,689 Take us over there. 817 01:17:10,690 --> 01:17:12,099 He kicks you, you're dead. 818 01:17:12,100 --> 01:17:13,269 Come on, take us over there. 819 01:17:13,270 --> 01:17:14,390 Righto, mate! 820 01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:15,900 Let's go. 821 01:17:31,650 --> 01:17:33,769 Get stuck into him, Joey boy. 822 01:17:33,770 --> 01:17:34,940 No worries! 823 01:17:46,350 --> 01:17:48,099 See the way the roo's trying to draw him in 824 01:17:48,100 --> 01:17:49,769 so he can get back up on his tail, see? 825 01:17:49,770 --> 01:17:52,700 Yeah, and then he rips his guts out with his hind legs like... 826 01:18:16,230 --> 01:18:18,059 All right! 827 01:18:18,060 --> 01:18:20,770 Yippee, Joey boy! 828 01:18:21,440 --> 01:18:23,640 Come and get your beer, fella! 829 01:18:38,440 --> 01:18:41,229 Once you've got her by the tail, it's as good as dead. 830 01:18:41,230 --> 01:18:42,519 Have you ever done it, Joe? 831 01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:43,689 -Dick? -Eh? 832 01:18:43,690 --> 01:18:45,099 -Have you ever done it? -What? 833 01:18:45,100 --> 01:18:47,349 Oh, yeah, hundreds of times. 834 01:18:47,350 --> 01:18:48,729 Yeah, of course he's done it. 835 01:18:48,730 --> 01:18:50,019 I've done it! 836 01:18:50,020 --> 01:18:52,830 Why? Do you want to have a go, teacher? 837 01:18:54,810 --> 01:18:56,170 Why not? 838 01:18:57,480 --> 01:19:00,810 If I were you, I wouldn't do it. 839 01:19:02,770 --> 01:19:04,360 Yeah, it's all right, Joe, I will. 840 01:19:07,100 --> 01:19:08,510 You will? 841 01:19:33,690 --> 01:19:36,229 What's the matter, teacher? You scared? 842 01:19:36,230 --> 01:19:38,640 It's only a baby. It's badly wounded. 843 01:19:38,650 --> 01:19:40,410 Have a go, you mug. 844 01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:52,480 Go on, Johnny! 845 01:19:53,310 --> 01:19:55,439 Come on, Johnny! 846 01:19:55,440 --> 01:19:57,470 Go get him. 847 01:20:01,020 --> 01:20:03,520 He's trying to dance with him. 848 01:20:13,940 --> 01:20:15,599 Come on. 849 01:20:15,600 --> 01:20:17,019 Cut him through. Johnny! 850 01:20:17,020 --> 01:20:18,690 The throat! 851 01:20:29,560 --> 01:20:31,600 He's trying to beat the thing to death. 852 01:20:33,440 --> 01:20:35,520 Through the throat, teacher. 853 01:20:41,770 --> 01:20:43,280 Come on, Johnny! 854 01:20:49,980 --> 01:20:51,900 You beauty! 855 01:20:54,020 --> 01:20:55,270 Well done. 856 01:20:55,600 --> 01:21:00,390 Yeah, that's it, Johnny, now you're one of us. 857 01:22:01,150 --> 01:22:03,280 You bloody maniacs. 858 01:22:10,310 --> 01:22:12,080 Bloody maniacs. 859 01:22:17,100 --> 01:22:20,960 I cannot accept your premise, Socrates. 860 01:22:22,980 --> 01:22:24,800 Affectability? 861 01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:26,690 Progress? 862 01:22:27,060 --> 01:22:29,770 A vanity spawned by fear. 863 01:22:32,480 --> 01:22:37,280 A vanity spawned by fear. 864 01:22:42,060 --> 01:22:44,890 The aim of what you call civilization 865 01:22:44,900 --> 01:22:47,340 is a man in a smoking jacket, 866 01:22:48,440 --> 01:22:52,190 whiskey and cider, pressing a button of... 867 01:22:53,400 --> 01:22:54,650 A button 868 01:22:55,600 --> 01:22:59,510 to destroy a planet a billion miles away, 869 01:23:00,730 --> 01:23:03,700 kill a billion people he's never seen. 870 01:23:06,940 --> 01:23:08,340 Where are you? 871 01:23:08,690 --> 01:23:09,940 Come on! 872 01:23:10,270 --> 01:23:11,520 What happened? 873 01:23:11,980 --> 01:23:14,420 Hey, what happened to Socrates? 874 01:23:14,730 --> 01:23:16,640 Where's Socrates? 875 01:23:16,650 --> 01:23:18,990 -What? -Socrates! 876 01:23:27,850 --> 01:23:30,920 You bastard. 877 01:23:35,020 --> 01:23:36,630 No, Joe! 878 01:23:37,190 --> 01:23:41,809 Stop it, you... You murdering bastards. 879 01:23:41,810 --> 01:23:44,260 You bastards! 880 01:23:46,900 --> 01:23:48,300 Beat it, Doc. 881 01:23:56,600 --> 01:24:00,460 You murdering bastards! 882 01:24:03,100 --> 01:24:04,770 Bastard! 883 01:24:06,230 --> 01:24:08,830 You are... 884 01:24:40,230 --> 01:24:41,690 I'll get you. 885 01:24:41,940 --> 01:24:43,390 Okay, you old hippie, get out! 886 01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:44,979 What's up? 887 01:24:44,980 --> 01:24:47,769 Oh, Stubbsy, you bastard. It's only a party. 888 01:24:47,770 --> 01:24:49,150 Bloody maniacs. 889 01:24:50,270 --> 01:24:52,720 What do you want with me, Doc? 890 01:25:06,520 --> 01:25:08,340 Bloody cow... 891 01:25:08,940 --> 01:25:10,559 You bloody coward! 892 01:25:10,560 --> 01:25:12,020 Whoa! 893 01:25:21,900 --> 01:25:24,130 Get off. 894 01:25:36,100 --> 01:25:38,520 I need to... Refrigeration. 895 01:26:07,810 --> 01:26:09,060 Doc. 896 01:26:09,770 --> 01:26:12,530 Turn it off, turn it off. 897 01:26:17,440 --> 01:26:18,479 No. 898 01:26:18,480 --> 01:26:20,720 No, no... 899 01:28:14,310 --> 01:28:15,720 Going? 900 01:28:17,400 --> 01:28:18,960 -Yes. -Where? 901 01:28:21,940 --> 01:28:23,190 Sydney. 902 01:28:30,900 --> 01:28:33,600 Sydney. 903 01:28:40,270 --> 01:28:41,520 You want some 904 01:28:43,150 --> 01:28:44,810 food before you go? 905 01:28:45,600 --> 01:28:46,850 No. 906 01:28:47,600 --> 01:28:49,060 How about a drink? 907 01:28:59,100 --> 01:29:02,640 Hey, don't forget your gun. 908 01:29:03,100 --> 01:29:04,350 What? 909 01:29:05,520 --> 01:29:08,120 The boys made you a present of the gun. 910 01:29:20,480 --> 01:29:21,730 Bye. 911 01:30:20,350 --> 01:30:21,810 Better? 912 01:30:22,060 --> 01:30:23,360 Yes, better. 913 01:30:26,270 --> 01:30:27,519 Thanks, mate. 914 01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:28,980 Have another one. 915 01:30:29,270 --> 01:30:30,520 Oh... 916 01:30:30,900 --> 01:30:33,240 No, I don't really like to. 917 01:30:33,770 --> 01:30:36,060 One more beer, thanks, Joyce. 918 01:30:41,270 --> 01:30:44,229 Jock, you damn near saved my life just now, how about 919 01:30:44,230 --> 01:30:47,980 completing the job by giving me a cigarette, huh? 920 01:30:52,690 --> 01:30:53,940 Thanks. 921 01:31:02,350 --> 01:31:05,939 I thought you were pulling out of the Yabba on Saturday. 922 01:31:05,940 --> 01:31:09,170 Hmm? Oh, yes, yes, I was. 923 01:31:10,270 --> 01:31:11,620 What went wrong? 924 01:31:13,770 --> 01:31:15,380 Oh, I got involved. 925 01:31:22,230 --> 01:31:23,599 Hey, there's my suitcases. 926 01:31:23,600 --> 01:31:24,939 Yours, are they? 927 01:31:24,940 --> 01:31:26,809 Yes. I left them here yesterday. 928 01:31:26,810 --> 01:31:28,430 No. 929 01:31:29,350 --> 01:31:31,020 No, not yesterday. 930 01:31:32,770 --> 01:31:34,099 No, it's the other day. 931 01:31:34,100 --> 01:31:35,890 They've been here since Saturday. 932 01:31:35,900 --> 01:31:39,689 Look, if John says they're his, then they're his. 933 01:31:39,690 --> 01:31:41,059 What's in them, John? 934 01:31:41,060 --> 01:31:42,620 Oh, it's clothes. 935 01:31:43,690 --> 01:31:45,090 Books. 936 01:31:50,350 --> 01:31:52,490 Couple of schooners, Joyce. 937 01:32:03,350 --> 01:32:06,950 Like he said, books. 938 01:32:08,190 --> 01:32:11,310 Not that I doubted you, of course, John. 939 01:32:23,440 --> 01:32:26,300 Is there anywhere I can get a shower and shave? 940 01:33:02,100 --> 01:33:03,870 Thanks, mate. 941 01:35:11,020 --> 01:35:12,430 Right, thanks a lot. 942 01:35:12,600 --> 01:35:14,390 -Come and have a drink, mate. -No, thanks. 943 01:35:14,400 --> 01:35:15,809 -Come and have a drink. -Not interested... 944 01:35:15,810 --> 01:35:17,370 It will only take a minute. 945 01:35:17,400 --> 01:35:18,729 Come on, come and have a drink. 946 01:35:18,730 --> 01:35:21,849 Look, mate, I've given up drinking for a while. 947 01:35:21,850 --> 01:35:22,979 What's wrong with you, you bastard? 948 01:35:22,980 --> 01:35:24,229 Why don't you come and drink with me? 949 01:35:24,230 --> 01:35:26,390 I just brought you 50 miles eating dust, 950 01:35:26,400 --> 01:35:27,439 and you won't drink with me. 951 01:35:27,440 --> 01:35:28,599 What's wrong with you? 952 01:35:28,600 --> 01:35:30,689 What's the matter with you people, huh? 953 01:35:30,690 --> 01:35:33,099 You sponge on you... 954 01:35:33,100 --> 01:35:34,939 You burn your house down, murder your wife, 955 01:35:34,940 --> 01:35:36,689 rape your child, that's all right. 956 01:35:36,690 --> 01:35:38,599 But don't have a drink with you, don't have a flaming, 957 01:35:38,600 --> 01:35:40,229 bloody drink with you, that's a criminal offense, 958 01:35:40,230 --> 01:35:42,570 that's the end of the bloody world. 959 01:35:43,440 --> 01:35:45,150 You're mad, you bastard. 960 01:36:26,350 --> 01:36:30,269 Hey. The gent here wants to know who owns that semi-trailer. 961 01:36:30,270 --> 01:36:31,650 Who wants to know? 962 01:36:37,730 --> 01:36:39,080 Excuse me. 963 01:36:40,190 --> 01:36:43,309 You, uh... You own the semi-trailer? 964 01:36:43,310 --> 01:36:44,599 What of it? 965 01:36:44,600 --> 01:36:46,010 Well, nothing, uh... 966 01:36:46,310 --> 01:36:49,440 I wanted to see if you could give me a lift. 967 01:36:53,560 --> 01:36:54,939 Where you going? 968 01:36:54,940 --> 01:36:56,269 Right through. 969 01:36:56,270 --> 01:36:57,439 To the city, I mean. 970 01:36:57,440 --> 01:36:59,729 Well, I'm going to the city myself. 971 01:36:59,730 --> 01:37:02,120 -Oh. -How much is it worth? 972 01:37:03,230 --> 01:37:06,400 I am afraid I'm broke, that's why I'm begging rides. 973 01:37:06,440 --> 01:37:09,229 Should be worth at least a couple of dollars. 974 01:37:09,230 --> 01:37:10,970 Well, it would be, yes, but... 975 01:37:11,230 --> 01:37:12,519 But I'm really flat. 976 01:37:12,520 --> 01:37:15,380 Make it $2 and we're sweet. 977 01:37:17,980 --> 01:37:20,420 Look, I've got $1. 978 01:37:23,400 --> 01:37:25,979 I... I've got a rifle. I'll give you that. 979 01:37:25,980 --> 01:37:27,640 What sort of rifle? 980 01:37:49,940 --> 01:37:53,439 All right, you ride in the back. 981 01:37:53,440 --> 01:37:55,600 Okay. Thanks. 982 01:38:19,230 --> 01:38:21,050 Hey, you, we're there. 983 01:38:22,400 --> 01:38:23,650 There? 984 01:38:36,850 --> 01:38:38,100 You know... 985 01:38:38,900 --> 01:38:41,760 I thought you said you were going to Sydney. 986 01:38:41,850 --> 01:38:43,100 Don't know why. 987 01:38:43,850 --> 01:38:45,620 You said city, mate. 988 01:38:46,600 --> 01:38:49,100 Bundanyabba's a city, ain't it? 989 01:39:04,310 --> 01:39:07,540 Well, at least the trip cost you nothing. 990 01:42:19,600 --> 01:42:20,770 Hey! 991 01:42:47,310 --> 01:42:50,380 I, uh, hate to trouble you, John, 992 01:42:50,560 --> 01:42:52,059 but rather than tire you, 993 01:42:52,060 --> 01:42:53,979 I thought I'd write down what had 994 01:42:53,980 --> 01:42:56,220 happened and you could sign it, okay? 995 01:42:56,770 --> 01:43:00,780 "The gunshot wound to my head was the result of an accident." 996 01:43:00,900 --> 01:43:05,059 "I was visiting my friend, Clarence F. Tydon, after a hunting trip." 997 01:43:05,060 --> 01:43:08,939 "I dropped my .22 rifle at the floor of his kitchen butt first," 998 01:43:08,940 --> 01:43:10,890 "believing it to be unloaded." 999 01:43:10,900 --> 01:43:14,590 "It exploded, and that's all I remember." 1000 01:43:15,270 --> 01:43:17,820 That'll be about it, wouldn't it? 1001 01:43:20,560 --> 01:43:21,810 Here. 1002 01:43:55,020 --> 01:43:57,099 You'd think a bloke who'd won a silver medal 1003 01:43:57,100 --> 01:43:58,979 at target shooting could hit himself 1004 01:43:58,980 --> 01:44:01,260 in the head at a range of three inches. 1005 01:44:04,940 --> 01:44:06,810 Give me that. 1006 01:44:37,190 --> 01:44:39,170 Don't wanna miss it. 1007 01:45:26,520 --> 01:45:28,130 Hey, mate. 1008 01:45:28,730 --> 01:45:31,070 -You like a beer? -Oh. 1009 01:45:32,020 --> 01:45:33,269 Thanks. 1010 01:45:33,270 --> 01:45:34,730 Here's cheers. 1011 01:46:22,940 --> 01:46:24,309 Hello, Charlie. 1012 01:46:24,310 --> 01:46:26,000 Did you have a good holiday? 1013 01:46:27,900 --> 01:46:29,150 The best. 1014 01:46:34,280 --> 01:46:37,280 SubRip: HighCode